Cory learns to live life on the street Stephen learns what the Birdbox Scale is. Kyle Doesn't.
Cory learns his hair is perfect. Stephen learns why White Castle is the best fast food restaurant. Kyle learns to accept he has hit his awkward years in his thirties.
Eric learns to never settle Stephen learns how to hustle a mall food court. Kyle learns how to kill a podcast.
Cory learns things seem to work out for the best. Stephen learns that laundry is hard. Kyle learns he could have been a professional hacky sack player.
Cory learns dreams come true at Disney World. Stephen learns to watch yourself at Disney World. Kyle learns to let his mom know before he disappears.
Shawn learns no cop ever bully clubbed a happy man. Stephen learns teenagers are awful. Kyle learns he still needs math tutoring.
Cory learns not to share soviet space secrets. Stephen learns to Lysol his groceries. Kyle learns to dodge the 'Rona.
Cory learns dinosaurs make the best teachers. Stephen learns he's essential. Kyle learns to hoard toilet paper.
Shawn learns you don't have to be blood to be family. Stephen learns to speak French. Kyle learns James Van Der Beek wasn't on Saved By The Bell.
Eric learns to stay in school. Stephen learns "The Day After Tomorrow" was a good movie. Kyle learns how not to be dismissed by salesmen.
Cory learns that Shawn has a reputation. Stephen learns JFK was assassinated. Kyle learns his mom has a future with McDonald's.
Something about kissing? I don't know...
This week Cory and Shawn learn a little more about Frankie the Enforcer and make a new friend. Buy a shirt at www.boremerch.com